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Best Place To Play Pool:

The Raven

Why? Cheap beer, and they have a table.

Worst Place to Play Pool:

The Raven

Why? The toilet is always backed-up, and the place is filled with thugs and hillbillies.

Best Pizza:

Gionino's Pizza

Why? Rated best pizza in Ohio, wide variety of a menu.

Worst Pizza:

Pizza Pan

Why? You have to wait about 3 or 4 hours for a pizza that tastes of hell.

       
Best Restaurant:

East Park

Why? The food is extremely cheap, the place is open 24 hours, and they have a flea infested muppet that plays a keyboard for 25 cents. That's entertainment!

Worst Restaurant:

Bob's Diner (Now Closed...)

Why? I went in to use the restroom once... If someone wouldn't recommend using a restaurant's bathroom, you can only imagine the food!

   
       
TOP 5 LISTS >>
     

Top Five Things To Do In Ravenna:

5- Shop for Antiques

4- Visit the Overly Sedated Balloon-a-Fair

3- Volunteer at the Center of Hope!

2- Drink.

1- Brag that your town has a Wal-Mart! Woo hoo!

Top Five Worst Places In Ravenna:

5- Buckeye Bar... bring your mase and brass knuckles.

4- The Raven... backed-up toilets... hello?

3- Blackhorse... blink and you'll miss it.

2- Portage County Couthouse... only thing worse is...

1- Portage County Jail... say hi to my uncle Mark.

       
RAVENNA FUN FACTS!
       
     
       
Ravenna is most famous for being home to the infamous murder in 2000 of Deborah Andrews, at the hands of Michelle Bica, who stole Andrew's child and claimed she was her own. What a legacy!
       
Ravenna has been undertaking a new campaign to clean up the city and appear modern and new, yet they still have the most Antique shops in the county! Oops!
       
The average age for a citizen in Ravenna is 36 years old. However, the average 36 year old appears 45, from all of the heavy boozing! Wrap your head around that one!
       
 
       
 
       
       

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