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back Our Food Critic Donny Reviews Pizza Hut. [2/23/06]

KENT, OH- "greasy food, rude delivery boys, slammed doors and overpriced food. you may be asking yourself where you can find a restruant that bad, a restaruant that even makes Dennys look good. if you like lousy pizza and dumb as a brick staff then by all means Pizza Hut is the place for you. I remember one time I went to one with a good buddy of mine, I was bragging about their newest pizza, the big new yorker (this was when I was living in alliance and pizza hut was sadly the best place in town). so we go there and not only does the pizza take forever, it's saturated in grease and cold. I, being a nice guy, didn't say anything to the waitress when she asked if there were any problems (hey, she was cute). in reality though, I just wanted to chuck the pizza at her and bitch everybody out. my most recent experience with them was the worst though, my buddy, former roommate and I were hungry so I figure "hey, I'll get a couple pizzas". I had no cash on me when we went in to order so I was going to pay with a check but the dude behind the counter said they could only take checks from deliveries and so I made arrangements to have our food delivered. anyways, about an hour and a half later the delivery guy shows up and gave me some crap line that he couldn't take my check because the number on the check was too low. my friend had already started eating and I was getting pissed seeing my dinner being ripped away from me by some inept delivery boy who looked like he was in his 40s. I ended up giving the food back after slamming the door on him twice. sure the check would have later bounced but hell, I was hungry. the only place worse is ponderosa but that's a story for another time..."

by Donny Douglass
posted un-cut by Eric

 

 

 

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