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Food Critic Donny Reviews Pizza Hut. [2/23/06] KENT,
OH- "greasy food, rude delivery boys, slammed doors
and overpriced food. you may be asking yourself where you
can find a restruant that bad, a restaruant that even
makes Dennys look good. if you like lousy pizza and dumb
as a brick staff then by all means Pizza Hut is the place
for you. I remember one time I went to one with a good
buddy of mine, I was bragging about their newest pizza,
the big new yorker (this was when I was living in
alliance and pizza hut was sadly the best place in town).
so we go there and not only does the pizza take forever,
it's saturated in grease and cold. I, being a nice guy,
didn't say anything to the waitress when she asked if
there were any problems (hey, she was cute). in reality
though, I just wanted to chuck the pizza at her and bitch
everybody out. my most recent experience with them was
the worst though, my buddy, former roommate and I were
hungry so I figure "hey, I'll get a couple
pizzas". I had no cash on me when we went in to
order so I was going to pay with a check but the dude
behind the counter said they could only take checks from
deliveries and so I made arrangements to have our food
delivered. anyways, about an hour and a half later the
delivery guy shows up and gave me some crap line that he
couldn't take my check because the number on the check
was too low. my friend had already started eating and I
was getting pissed seeing my dinner being ripped away
from me by some inept delivery boy who looked like he was
in his 40s. I ended up giving the food back after
slamming the door on him twice. sure the check would have
later bounced but hell, I was hungry. the only place
worse is ponderosa but that's a story for another
time..."
by Donny Douglass
posted un-cut by Eric
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