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Best Laundromat:

Laundry 101

Why? Where else can you do your laundry, drink a Corona, and play pool, all at the same place?

Worst Laundromat:

Kent River

Don't be my uncle Mark.

Best Bar:

Panini's

Why? Younger crowd, hip music, no drama, and a pool table.

Worst Bar:

The Pub

Why? The youngest person in the bar is 50, and once I got in a scuffle with my aunt's fiancee there after a cheap game of pool, and cheaper shots.

       
Best Restaurant:

The Kentwood

Why? The food is cheap, the regulars are all old and laid back, and you can get a daquiri with your BLT!

Worst Restaurant:

The Pufferbelly

Why? The food is over-priced, and instead of old, drunk people, you get old, stuffy people.

   
       
TOP 5 LISTS >>
     

Top Five Places To Shoot Some Pool:

5- Mugs... nice table, but very lonely.

4- The Student Center... free pool, but no smoking.

3- Laundry 101... the regulars are regulars because OCD.

2- Panini's... nice table, although only one in the bar.

1- The Venice Cafe... three tables, 21 and over only!

Top Five Worst Places In Kent:

5- Summit Gardens... aka "Slum-it Gardens".

4- The Pub... read review above...

3- Traffic... damn college kids can't drive.

2- Silver Meadows... aka "Silver Ghettos"

1- Kent Police Line Up... do I have to explain this one?

       
KENT FUN FACTS!
       
     
       
Kent was settled in 1805 by John Haymaker... a lost, drunken frat boy.
       
Kent State University expelled celebrity Drew Carey in the 1980s, because he partied too much.
       
Kent State University's un-official slogan is "Can't read, can't write... Kent State!"
       
Kent closes off streets every Halloween to promote residents and students to wander drunk and aimlessly through the streets. What would normally be considered a misdemeanor for disorderly conduct, Kent officials promote!
       
 
       
       

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